Men should be put in cages and only brought out for women's enjoyment.

and i mean this in the nicest possible way.

For some weird reason, people think I'm amusing. But they don't tell me why they think I'm amusing... you can't leave me hanging like that!

I love guys who are skinnier than me... ie: EMO'S!!!! Which really sucks, because they don't even notice me... why don't emo's like me!!!???!!!!

If you know the answer... tell me!

Love is just a waste of time,
and boys are a dozen a dime,
so lovely little girls, and ballsey boys don't fall in love or you'll lose all your toys.

The road outside my house is paved with good intentions...

FOB

Evidently there is something drastically wrong with me... guys meet me, talk to me, and then proceed to leave me.