A friend will help you up when you fall,
But your best friend will laugh and trip you again!!!

Friend are like condoms,
They protect you!

Thanks Brittany for being my condom!
(We made this up together!)

BOYS... cant live with em'...

CANT live without em'

Kissed blown are kisses wasted,
Kisses arent kisses unless there tasted!
Kisses bring germs and germs are hated,
SO...
Kiss me baby im

VACCINATED!!!

Never leave the one you lve
for the one you like
b/c the one you like will leave you for the one they
LOVE!

DORKS MAKE ME HORNY!!!
lol

Everytime I see you in the hall way

I have always want to ask you. . . . . .

CAN I BORROW A PENCIL!!!!!!

Satan called..... He said he wanted his horns back!!!

***I like you***When the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless***

*Borrowed this from Family Guy*

Cows moo,
Ducks quack,
IM THE 1ST TO SIGN YOUR CRACK!!!

***i usally put on the crack of yearbooks***