"Life is like women... you have a bad day screw both of them"

"Sex is like math
add the explorer
subtract the clothes
divide the legs and hope you dont have to mutiply

Life is like a race track u just keep going a round and a round, Sure some times u crash and burn but u just got to keep going. but if u feel like in a bind just smash your way though.

"LIFE SUCKS SO GET HIGH AND DIE HIGH"

NOTHING IS MORE FUN THEN GETING PAID AND GETTIN LAID. WHILE SMOKING WEED

BABY THINK OF ME AS YOUR REESES NOT UR NASTY ASS BROCOLIE....