Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one!

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer

All I ever wanted is in you:
Love, laughter, a pillow for my fears.
I want to give and to be given to
So I might feel myself flow through the years
Alive in you, the wonder of my tears.

"You can walk into a room and ask me which means more to me, you or my life...I will say my life and you will walk away hurting not knowing that you are my life.”

Sadness takes over, over and over and over untill finally. . . . . . . . . . . the blade takes over every inch and vein on your body and it's all over ! :(

It only takes a minute to have a crush on someone,an hour to like someone,and a day to love someone,but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

I’m like a pack of gum all the girls want a piece