Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so lets get wasted all the time, and have the time of our lives.

24 hours in a day,
24 beers in a case,
coincidence? i think not

If the ocean wuz vodka and i was a duck, id swim to the bottom and drink it all up.but the oceans not vodka and im not a duck so pass me the bottle and lets get F-ed up

The truth is i could b in a room with 100 guys and i would still have you on my mind

I dont hate you, i dispise you, i call you a h.o.e cuz it describes you...