"I have been pretending to be happy so much I forgot how it actually feels..."

"People always tell me to aim high, but it seems the higher I aim the farther and harder I fall."

"if everything happens for a reason, maybe I am supposed to commit suicide."

"I wish I had a voodoo doll of you, so I can break your heart, like you broke mine"

"If you want a confidence boost, try using the metric system."

Partial credit to my number one Amy