The only differance between good girls and bad girls is that only one of them gets caught.

Men r like cheap pantyhos, right when things start to get important, they run.

Flying is easy, just jump and miss the ground

If Barbies soooooo popular then why do u have to buy her friends??

Some people skinny dip while others chunky dunk

The first time you have sex, it will feel like your making Italian food.

**This is what my grandma told me the first time I made homemade pizza.

A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was AWSOME"!!

Champion: cham·pi·on n.
A person who never gives up, and gets back up when no one else will.
A true champ