I know that one day you'll see me and then you'll know what you missed.

Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless.

When life gives you lemons...eat the damn lemons!

Please God- If you cant make me thin...make mi friends fat!!
-From A Picture

Being a woman sucks when working with all men
**im sorry if this offends you

I am really not here, just a figment of your imagination!

If at first you dont succeed...forget skydiving.

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

Theres nothing else I want more than to feel this way, I wanna be with you.

Somebody needs you...like never before.