I once found this thing
it was under my bed...

Don't tell me i can do better,
you think i don't know...

There once was a man
who wouldn't say his prayers...

I have just realized how fake i am
people say I'm beautiful... I'm not...

There once was a man named Jim,
he liked to wash his hands with Vim...

I don't know what I'd do
if I didn't have you here...