Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
A: He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
A: He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
A: It was too tight

Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He's the one on his bike.