Do today what you might have done tomorrow, you migh not ever get the chance to do another time, as you might not be around to live another day...

Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He's the one on his bike.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game.

Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
A: It was too tight