Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
A: He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
A: He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

A friend will always tell you exactly what they think of you! So i guess that makes me friends with everybody!

A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to bed, a real friend asks why you took so long to call