A simple friend wonders about your romantic history, a real friend could blackmail you with it

A simple friend when visiting acts like a guest, a real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Two blondes walk into a building, you would have thought one of then would have seen it...

People always say that it is the thought counts when getting presents, so why not just think about getting them a present...

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.