Do today what you might have done tomorrow, you migh not ever get the chance to do another time, as you might not be around to live another day...

A friend will always tell you exactly what they think of you! So i guess that makes me friends with everybody!

A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to bed, a real friend asks why you took so long to call

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history, a real friend could blackmail you with it

A simple friend when visiting acts like a guest, a real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Two blondes walk into a building, you would have thought one of then would have seen it...

People always say that it is the thought counts when getting presents, so why not just think about getting them a present...

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?