Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He's the one on his bike.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game.

Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
A: It was too tight

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
A: He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
A: He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door