I can't believe i actually said these words...

"I'm not emo. I just don't like sunlight."

..and to think that redwoods are bigger than the statue of liberty...I mean...that's just Mother Nature's tran-sexual libido trying to prove a point 0.o

I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this is my bent arm, this is my spout. there's no medical name for what i've got. i'm partly human, partly a pot. *scatting*

Tattoos? you mean willingly allow the absorption of toxic ink deep inside my skin using an electric needle handled by some biker named Stabby Joe?!?

Spaz:
"oooh! i asked this old plastic lady in a box for my fortune! and she gave me a paper with pearls and kiwis and a list of lucky numbers! and i played the lottery with them! but lost! and now i don't know what to believe in anymore! "

You can dip your toe in and check the temperature, but only once you're fully submerged will you notice the pirannahs lurking at the bottom.