God is nothing more than a comedian performing in front of an audience that is to afraid to laugh.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- Samuel Butler

To die in order to avoid the pains of poverty, love, or anything that is disagreeable, is not the part of a brave man, but of a coward.

 - Aristotle

Every day survived is just another miracle.

Every fight is a food fight when your a cannibal!

I Love You:

3 Letters

2 People

1 Meaning

What is life other than a series of events on a timeline?
What is love other than an emotion, a feeling of opening of the heart to another person?
What am I other than a body with no soul?

If you can't dazzle em with your brilliance, baffle em with your bullshit!