When God offers you a painful death, and the Devil offers you a pleasurable life, who does God expect you to choose?

Just another bad day, just another tear, just another scar on my arm.

How can God call his the way of happiness when he asks you to suffer for him? He gives you Hell in this life in return for the promise of a heaven that doesn't exist in the next!

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

Depression is simply anger without enthusiasm.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.

The only way out of this mess called life is through it.

I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

There always shadows, dark places where dark thoughts lurk.

The only pain is to feel nothing at all.