I had to write this for school.
This isn't slang, it just woudn't be be accepted...

To be completely honest, I am happy for you,
but I wish you would have thought of me first...

I love that you leave me little notes when I'm...
they're cute, especially when you spell things...

Sweetheart, I would be lying if I told you,
that I have been where you are before...

Call me fat and call me ugly,
baby, I can handle the truth...

I have always wondered,
if you can change someone...

You have been the best,
And the worst of me...