I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.

U say physco like it's a bad thing...

Men have feelings 2, but who really cares?!?!

HOW MANY VEGETABLES HAD 2 DIE 4 UR STUPID SALAD?!

“i wasnt sick i had ego problems and i had to go home and look in the mirror for a while!" Bernard Fanning

"Heres to u,
Heres to me,
The best friends we will eva be.
But if by chance we disagree,
Go to hell b*tch, heres to me!!!"

(that made me laugh soooo hard!!)

"And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am"

from "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls

"Im not a ditz!!.....I just lack common sence..."

"Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!!!"

"Why don't you go put a condom on ur head coz if ur gonna act like a d*ck, you might as well look like one to."