"Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!!!"

"Why don't you go put a condom on ur head coz if ur gonna act like a d*ck, you might as well look like one to."

You were everythin, everythin that I wanted
We were ment to be, supposed to be but we lost it
All of the memories so close to me just fade away
All this time you were pretendin
So much for my happy endin...

from My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne