$ex is like a game of spades. If you not a good player at least have a good hand.

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush?
Squezze me hard and I'll cum anytime anywhere.

Friend: I'm celibate.
Me: Really!?
Friend: Yeah, I sell a bit and give some away.
A friend said this to me, it was so funny.

Friend: I'm celibate.
Me: Really!?
Friend: Yeah, I sell a bit and give some away.
A friend said this to me, it was so funny.

I'm so caked up, i should walk around with candles on me. I bet you would blow me away.

You come up to me and start some drama, I wear my hair like this so im tall enough to f.u.c.k. your momma.
Though you could beat me, somebody tricked you, your girl said my hair stay up longer than your d.i.c.k do.

(it was a freestyle battle)

Me and my friend were talking about third wheels, and tricycles. This is what she said:
You know that a tricycle has four wheels right. One in the front one in the back and one on each side.
She thought a tricycle was a bike with training wheels.

Me and my friend were talking about third wheels, and tricycles. This is what she said:
You know that a tricycle has four wheels right. One in the front one in the back and one on each side.
She thought a tricycle was a bike with training wheels.

Your words are trying to define me without the proper dictionary

Sometimes life isn't as easy as it seems, Im constantly running from reality chasing my dreams.