What do you call a Chey at the top of a hill?

A miracle!!

Chevy are like a rock.
If one of them things hit you you'd say the same.

Ford.. At least they've circled the problem.

FORD ~ Found On Redneck Driveways

If the front of your car says 'DODGE", do you really need a horn?

Dodge, the name says it all.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Sooner or later doesn't everyone stop smoking?

If you can't convince them, confuse them

I either get what I want or I change my mind

Death is herediitary, watch out

I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out