I have lots of ideas... trouble is most of them suck.

Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark

A synonym is a word you use when you cant spell the first word you thought of

When everythings coming your way... Your in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies ~ nothing can annoy them more

A day without sunshine is like ~ night

I have just gotten lost in thought. It was very unfamiliar territory

Earth First!! We can strip-mine the other planets later

If it weren't for Thomas Edison... We'd be watching TV in the dark!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried