To live life to the fullest, sing as though no one can hear you.

Why did you do this? Why couldn't you see? My life dismissed. I only had a single plea.

Basketball builds character.

If you tell me a lie I won't believe you, but if you tell me the truth... I probably still won't believe you.

When man sees sundail...Man sees modern technology.

If it's all over when the fat lady sings...How long would you have to wait? And, why would you want to stay?

If every road leads to Rome... What about dead ends?

You don't have to tell me I'm dumb...I figured that one out all on my own.

Let me see, your the last guy on earth...nope I'm still not gonna go out with u

The gene pool needs some chlorine