You depreving some little village of its idiot

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried

If it weren't for Thomas Edison... We'd be watching TV in the dark!

Earth First!! We can strip-mine the other planets later

I have just gotten lost in thought. It was very unfamiliar territory

A day without sunshine is like ~ night

Always forgive your enemies ~ nothing can annoy them more

When everythings coming your way... Your in the wrong lane.

A synonym is a word you use when you cant spell the first word you thought of

Shin: A device used for finding furniture in the dark