I have lots of ideas... trouble is most of them suck.

I used to have an open mind, but my brain just kept falling out

Death is herediitary, watch out

I either get what I want or I change my mind

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Sooner or later doesn't everyone stop smoking?

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

If the front of your car says 'DODGE", do you really need a horn?

Dodge, the name says it all.

Ford.. At least they've circled the problem.

FORD ~ Found On Redneck Driveways

Chevy are like a rock.
If one of them things hit you you'd say the same.