Why do I need a man?
To help me open doors...

He chews his food with his mouth open
He wipes his nose when it runs...

Why are men so lazy?
they're afraid to wash their own clothes...

I see the Death Angel
oh how it does tempt me so, hanging over me like a...

I loved him I swear I did
he meant everything to me...

You never tell me that you care
I'm beginning to wonder if you do at all...

I hate my brothers girlfriend
h e ll you don't even know...

Love is a four letter word
It can roll easily off the tongue...

Talk that mess
spit that s hit...

Life is like a box of chocolates
you never know which one your gonna get...

It took me a while to realize
but finally I'm beginning to see...

I'm addicted to chocolate
It does my body right...