"Love is only a chapter in a guy's life, but to a girl, it's the whole book."

"Matter always takes the path of least resistence. So all matter, including humans, are fundamentally lazy. Matter will take every other path before deciding the right one, so all matter, including humans, is fundamentally retarded..."

"What if God stopped speaking to us because we refused to listen? What if he no longer provided for us because we could not give him time?"

"I'd be a mortician if people were as pretty as dead leaves."

"I don't need a life. I have plenty of phoenix downs."