There are no monsters under my bed, they are all living in me instead.

Love is like Heaven... but it can hurt like Hell.

If you love someone...tell them... because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.

I love you, you love her, she loves you, you have eyes for eachother, is this why my life seems so unfair?

Are you into casual sex, or should i dress up?

Are you stoned, or just stupid?

Dear Auntie Em-

Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.

Love,
Dorothy

Blinded love gives my soul the wings to fly away from the pain.

It takes forty three muscles to frown, but only four to extend my middle finger and tell the person who pissed me off to bite me!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. :-)