Are you stoned, or just stupid?

Dear Auntie Em-

Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.

Love,
Dorothy

Blinded love gives my soul the wings to fly away from the pain.

It takes forty three muscles to frown, but only four to extend my middle finger and tell the person who pissed me off to bite me!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. :-)

Cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!

Ask me about my vow of silence!

-Unknown author

I'm tight like spandex...

"Buying a gun is like sex. theres an exceptionally long waiting period, and most times you just end up shooting yourself..."

-James P. Connelly