When Chuck Norris goes swiming he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norris

God told me the meaning of life once, then he gave me a pretzle.......i can't remember what he said but that was a really good pretzle

"This one's for every friend who got taken off the streets so the upper class could sleep. So the upper class could sleep. I'll miss the spraypaint and slashed tires."

Johny Hobo