Suck a duck, sex a truck, lick a puck, and good luck!

Guess what? what? Chicken butt!
Guess why? why? Chicken thigh!!!

LOL

Never *FalL* for a *GuY* until you actually know what *LoVe* is.

Never trust a man right when you meet him. Because he will bite you in the butt and you will be sorry.

Never let go of your bestfriend. because then it will never come back again.