Never let go of your bestfriend. because then it will never come back again.

Never trust a man right when you meet him. Because he will bite you in the butt and you will be sorry.

Never *FalL* for a *GuY* until you actually know what *LoVe* is.

Guess what? what? Chicken butt!
Guess why? why? Chicken thigh!!!

LOL

Suck a duck, sex a truck, lick a puck, and good luck!