PrincesaVillegas [5:12 P.M.]: Boy are like parking spots....the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.

XxESExSITERxX [5:13 P.M.]:............

PrincesaVillegas [5:05 P.M.]: Love is another way of saying "Damn I just want to screw you"

XxESExSITERxX [5:06 P.M.]: yeah

PrincesaVillegas [4:58 P.M.]: babe am i bothering you yet?

XxESExSITERxX [4:59 P.M.]: what

PrincesaVillegas [4:59 P.M.]: am i bothering you yet?

XxESExSITERxX [4:59 P.M.]: what

PrincesaVillegas [4:56 P.M.]: Everytime I see you, I remind myself that under all your clothes, you're naked.

XxESExSITERxX [4:56 P.M.]: oo realy...;)

PrincesaVillegas [4:52 P.M.]: I just wanna kno....
on sum pizzas theres a lil table in the middle.... who the hell is it for?

XxESExSITERxX [4:52 P.M.]: u

PrincesaVillegas [4:50 P.M.]: I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna come taste the Rainbow!?!?!

XxESExSITERxX [4:51 P.M.]: k

PrincesaVillegas [4:50 P.M.]: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken....

XxESExSITERxX [4:50 P.M.]: i kno that

Me: Love is a Sensation
Caused by Temptation
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination
To increase the Population
Of the next Generation
Do you understand my Explanation
Or do u need a Demonstration?

siter : i need a demostration

PrincesaVillegas [4:41 P.M.]: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

XxESExSITERxX [4:42 P.M.]: and whats the reason?

Me: babe you've been a bad boy... go to MY ROOM!!!

boyfriend: ok.... but why... oh...lol what am i ganna do there?....

me: (very confused)