The greatest pain in life |
"life is like a bag of America's #1 Microwave popcorn, sweet and salty" |
"Dont think of yourself as an ugly human... just a beautiful monkey!!" |
BROWN PRiiDE TiLL THE DAY ii DiiE, |
IiF YOU WERE COLORED AND ii WAS WHiiTE, ii WOULD PLAY WiiTH YOU. WHY DONT YOU PLAY WiiTH ME? |
Ii DONT HiiDE MY FACE BEHiiND MY WORDS, ii USE MY WORDS TO GET TO YOU. |
Me: The men may wear the pants in the relationship..... but i control the zipper |
Me: you remind me of my next boyfriend...lol |
Me: babe you've been a bad boy... go to MY ROOM!!! |
PrincesaVillegas [4:41 P.M.]: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. |