Your mom is so fat she stole my pillow case when she ran out of socks.

You is like a golf course everybody gets a hole in one

You is like a library open to the public

You is so black and your teeth is so yellow when you are smiling you look like the pittsburgh steelers helmet

I got 25 to life for being so damn sexy
i got another 25 for cheated on my girl

It takes one mistake to loose somebody you really love