A peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without sum tongue so open ur mouth and close ur eyes and give ur tongue some exercize!!

2 lovers 2 be 2 gether 4 ever = 10der love

If Barbie is sooo popular, why do you have to buy all her friends??

(I like this one!! lol!!)

Friends are like condoms, they're always around when things get hard!!

Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and its all gone.

A guy once gave a girl 12 roses. 11 real 1 fake. he said "when the last rose dies, i'll stop loving you."

(if you dont get it, it means that since he gave her a fake rose..that one will never die so he will always love her! awwww!!!)

The more i study the more i kno the more i kno the more i forget the more i forget the less i kno...so why study??

I N V U 4 U R A Q T!!

If your naughty go to your room..If you wanna be naughty go to mine!!

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkies monkey!!