Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then, suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun

Women are like parking spots...
The good ones are always taken...
And the ones that are available,
Are either handicapped or too far away.

Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then, suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun

September 11 was only a day to remember that our own gouvernement cheated on us and killed our own people with our own plane

thanks for your personal war M. bush

Looser!!

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

Remember youth as you pass by,
As you was once, so once was I,
As I am now, you soon will be,
Prepare to die and follow me

Remember youth as you pass by,
As you was once, so once was I,
As I am now, you soon will be,
Prepare to die and follow me

Just when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.

Most of people says life is too short, well in 18 year, i've seen most of it's bad parts, and i am affraid, but i dont really wanna go further

I have always loved the time before dawn because there is no-one around to remind me who I am supposed to be, so it is easier to remember who I am