BeLIEve

Of course women don't work as hard as men...
They get it right the first time!

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasure. REMEMBER, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown.

BUT...

It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and BTCH-SLAP that mother upside the head.

:)

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

"We are just silly little girls, who fall for stupid little boys" -Anonymous

"Love is giving someone the power to break your heart- but trusting them not to"

I'm going to
SMILE
like nothings wrong
Talk like everythings
PERFECT
act like its just a
DREAM
and
PRETEND
he's not hurting ME

Your the only one who can make me laugh
when I don't even want to smile...

I LIVE for those NIGHTS I'll never REMEMBER with the FRIENDS I'll never FORGET :)
<3

"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."