I'm going to
SMILE
like nothings wrong
Talk like everythings
PERFECT
act like its just a
DREAM
and
PRETEND
he's not hurting ME

"Love is giving someone the power to break your heart- but trusting them not to"

"We are just silly little girls, who fall for stupid little boys" -Anonymous

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasure. REMEMBER, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown.

BUT...

It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and BTCH-SLAP that mother upside the head.

:)

Of course women don't work as hard as men...
They get it right the first time!

BE optimistic
:)
Everyone you hate will all eventually die

It's hard to make conversation when he's taken my breath away...

People put up walls not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down

A woman once said to me that a man is like a deck of playing cards: you need a heart to love 'em, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash is
f u c k i n g head in, and a spade to bury the bastard