He said your the only drug im on

also by josh

~and he said you are the greatest person in the world and i am the luckiest.~

josh text this to me

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.