Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

You say you'll understand if i leave but baby thats not what i want what i want is for you to say everythings alrite whati want is for you to say you'll try what i need is for you to believe.....in US

You ask me why i love you. but baby if you'll see how you treat me. ive never been treated this way before. your my only relief from this h3ll whole we call life.

When im down you get worried, all i wanna say is thank you baby

Whats wrong with you...
i say i want you..
you trun away.....
next ill say i need you...
you still trun away...
now im going to say i love you and if you trun away....
ill stab you.......