!?Two wrongs don't make a right...but a right and a wrong doesn't make a right either...so why not just be 100% wrong?!

You can deny it with your lips but never with your eyes...they're all seeing and honest. You can lie with your lips, but not with your eyes.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake, like a cat loves string, like a dog loves a bone, like an emo boy loves girl pants...I LOVE YOU!!!

I only spoke the truth when I said I love you. But once again, you lied by returning the sentiment.

Q: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

A: Nothing cuz I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Him: I think I could make you very happy...

Her: Oh, your leaving?

Q: Did we go on a date once or twice?

A: Maybe once, but I never make the same mistake twice!

Q: Where have you been all of my life?

A: Hiding from you!

When you are decietful, you always think someone is scheming against you. But if you're oblivious to who's backstabbing you, revvenge becomes 2nd nature.

If I was rearranging the alphabet...I'd put U and I together...