You would never stab yourself because it hurts. So why do you love if it hurts just as much?

If I was rearranging the alphabet...I'd put U and I together...

When you are decietful, you always think someone is scheming against you. But if you're oblivious to who's backstabbing you, revvenge becomes 2nd nature.

Q: Where have you been all of my life?

A: Hiding from you!

Q: Did we go on a date once or twice?

A: Maybe once, but I never make the same mistake twice!

Him: I think I could make you very happy...

Her: Oh, your leaving?

Q: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

A: Nothing cuz I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

I only spoke the truth when I said I love you. But once again, you lied by returning the sentiment.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake, like a cat loves string, like a dog loves a bone, like an emo boy loves girl pants...I LOVE YOU!!!

You can deny it with your lips but never with your eyes...they're all seeing and honest. You can lie with your lips, but not with your eyes.