I love you like a fat kid loves cake, like a cat loves string, like a dog loves a bone, like an emo boy loves girl pants...I LOVE YOU!!!

You can deny it with your lips but never with your eyes...they're all seeing and honest. You can lie with your lips, but not with your eyes.

!?Two wrongs don't make a right...but a right and a wrong doesn't make a right either...so why not just be 100% wrong?!