No matter how good are you at something... There's always an Asian kid did it better than you.

Love me or hate me im here

Life is like a burning cigarette, smoke it long enough till someone stubs you out or it extinguishes.

I like sleeping because it's like being dead... Without the commitment.

I hate the sun

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.