Love me or hate me im here

You care more about life then life cares about you.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

I hate the sun

I like sleeping because it's like being dead... Without the commitment.