I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Tell your boyfriend i said thanks

A good friend will come bail you out of jail...but a best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "damn! we f**ked up!!!!!"

Reality continues to ruin my life

Save a board, ride a sk8er

This is bob
bob likes you
bob likes sharp things
i suggest you run from bob

My mom says i cant play with ugly people

Its okay to be ugly...just ask your mom *lol*

Fruit loops are like gay cheerios

Come to the darkside....our leader is sexy