I don't have perfect skin -- not even close. |
You're not ugly! Just see it as you being a beautiful monkey :) |
It's not smart to piss off a girl that can punch back harder. |
Nice guys don't finish last; |
Dear Cupid, |
34 muscles to frown; 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and tell them to BiTE ME. |
Love is being stupid together. ©2007 |
Happy endings are just stories that haven't ended yet. ©2OO7 |
A boyfriend is never NEEDED; a boyfriend simply compliments what is already complete. |
Women are great liars. As good as they are at lying to others, they are even better at lying to themselves. |